U dont no me ...

Dennis and I recently got new phones, so if you haven't changed my number in your address book, please let me know and I'll shoot that info to you ...

I've already received a few calls and text messages that were probably meant for someone else. As misdirected texts tend to be amusing, I've decided to post them for all to enjoy - with my own commentary, as necessary.

**Yes, I know I'm totally copying The Leila Texts, but I am glad that the volume of texts I get is far smaller than hers**

9 October 2008, 10:59 p.m.
Area code 806
"Hey I heard about your hipl, I hope you're feeling better"
Huh?

14 October 2008, 6:34 a.m.
Area code 580
"Happy belated birthday my love! I hope you had an amazing time!!!!! Muah!"
This person is scoring no points with his/her love ... By the time the right person got this message (if they got it at all), it was almost certainly a VERY belated birthday wish. Here's how the text should read: "Hey, I totally forgot about your birthday so I'm sending a smoochy sound to your inbox, k?"

23 October 2008, 9:16 p.m.
Area code 806 (not the same guy as 9 October)
"Dude, you need to hit me up sometime. You never answer your phone. It's Jet."
I don't know any "Jet"s well enough to be comfortable with them calling me dude.