Friday, December 22, 2006

Does this mean I'm dead?








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Good morning, all. Don't you love waking up at 3 a.m. to pay homage to the porcelain god? Anyway, since I'm already awake, let's catch up on my adventures in the Bahamas.
After spending a couple of nights on an air mattress on the landing at the top of the stairs in Dennis's house, the hotel was a most pleasant surprise. It was easily twice the size of any hotel room I've ever stayed in before. There was a full living room - no joke, coffee table, couch, and a couple more chairs with a side table between them. I also have a humorous (in retrospect) anecdote about the night we arrived, but you can ask me about it in person.
The next morning we took a taxi to the pier. Horrifying experience, I wish it only on truly evil people. After handing off most of our luggage to a Jamaican man to be loaded onto the ship, we stood around outside the terminal while the crew finished a fire drill. Finally, after waiting in line and going up an escalator and waiting in two more lines and going up another escalator and waiting in another line and having our picture taken ("Welcome aboard!"), we boarded the ship and found our stateroom, where I found part one of my surprise from Dennis. Champagne, strawberries, and a gift bag with fun little snacks and a picture frame. We were hungry by then, so off we went to the cafe on deck 11, where I tried mussels!
Okay, getting sleepy again. I'll pick up next time, starting with the muster drill.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Hold on, where's the Russian with the silverware?!?

Hello all around.
Well, after a lovely 6 1/2 hour drive today, I'm finally back in J-Town. You'll pardon my excitement, I hope. I promise to give a detailed account of my trip later (or at least the parts I remember ... woo for champagne and pina coladas and margaritas and flying monkeys ... er, what is this alcohol you speak of?) - including PICTURES!!! :D
But now I must be crashing. Work tomorrow. *sigh*

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Tasty enough to make a yeti purr.

Men ... are curious creatures.
So, Dennis says he's getting me something for the cruise that'll cause me to make girly sounds. Conversation:
M - You ARE trying to spoil me!
D - (smiley with halo)
M - Ha! (devil smiley)
M - Will they be loud girly sounds?
D - I hope so
M - Any chance I'll cry?
D - No
M - Not that good, eh?
D - Haha
D - I don't want you to cry
M - Good cry, not bad cry
D - That is saved for the future
M - Oh? ;)
D - Yeah, I think you might get overwhealmed by the whole situation, though
D - Cruise, surprise, break from school
M - Haha
M - So, nothing I'll need to call home to report?
D - No
M - But definitely girly noises involved?
D - Yea

I'm still not allowed to use the M word, but the L word is officially okay. Woo!
Ew, hope nobody suffocates in my estrogen cloud. :P

Sunday, November 26, 2006

No tribble at all ...

Well, I just saw most of you over the Thanksgiving holiday, so this will be a shout-out to Jenn :)
*wave*
Yeah, I've finished the group project for Passives and my restaurant for studio, so with the exception of a short paper for Social Problems and juries on Monday, it's all smooth sailing for the next two weeks.
And then I get to spend a whole week with my favorite yeti :D
Yes, I'll take lots of pictures. But not too many ...
Well, that's it for now, gonna pack my crap into my car so I can drive back to Starkvegas this afternoon.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

I reserve all my patience for the time between visits.

Yay for my last week as a teenager!
I love getting mail, especially when it's addressed to my name and not "boxholder." And double especially when it's fun mail, like cards and packages. So far I've gotten two this week. Packages, that is ... Both from Dennis :)
Yes, now we can watch Scrubs on my tv whenever we'd like to be "watching Scrubs."
*ahem*
Funfun.

Friday, October 27, 2006

YARP!

Hello all. May I ask a question? Besides that one, of course ...
When your significant man-friend starts engaging in long conversations that involve a house with a big yard with a privacy fence for you and your (that's the two-person version of "you" and "your") dogs, and does things to figure out your jewelry preferences, would it be wise to read a little deeper into it? Not that it can go all that much deeper, come on ...

:)

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Pistols are just sexier, okay?

Let the ranting begin!
Apparently someone has recently decided to turn their room into a dance club. One that caters to those with an urban musical taste, if you catch my drift. Repetitive rhythms have been pumped into my room at all hours of the day. And you know it's bad if someone who's slowly going deaf can complain about noise problems. See, we're supposed to have this "courtesy policy" regarding noise levels 24/7, with designated "quiet hours" between 10 p.m. and 10 a.m., unless someone has obtained written permission from the residence director to throw a hall party or something along those lines.
Students in design majors don't get enough sleep as it is, and this wonderful element pretty much eliminates any chance of an afternoon catnap. Less sleep means grumpy design majors. Grumpy design majors have access to all sorts of tools that can be used to come up with creative solutions to all their problems. If their creativity doesn't suffer due to sleep deprivation.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

So much for our usual reversal of gender roles

While Heather was out having her engagement high, I was playing host to my favorite man-beast. Somehow during his visit, Dennis never touched a single piece of cooking equipment. I was in charge of making mozzarella sticks, muffins, pizza, and pancakes, he was in charge of paying for stuff and saying "yes, dear."
Visiting made him think more seriously about transferring to the Starkville Lowes, getting an apartment, and taking classes somewhere to get his business degree. Then he can save up for his bakery or restaurant or whatever kick he's on until I'm finished at State.
I really hated to see the weekend end. It flew by, and I loved every second with Dennis. By the time I'd gotten back to my room after taking him to his car, I couldn't hold it together, I already missed him.
Someone needs to tell me I'm being stupid and girly.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

It has a distinctly smoky taste ...

Yes. Doesn't everyone love when they go to the kitchen and someone has left a substantial piece of food in the oven, perhaps the crust from the pizza they were cooking that just happened to stick to the foil on the rack? Let me tell ya, I personally love scraping food scraps out of a hot oven while my poor entree sits above, absorbing the taste and fragrance of extra extra extra crispy crust.
Am I the only person who knows that cookie sheets work for pizza too?
:P

Saturday, September 23, 2006

I think someone could use a good margarita ... or at least a decent one in a novel glass.

Good evening, everyone.
The countdown to fall break has hit one week, so I guess that means I'll have to come see some of you, huh? Also I get my new computer. It needs a name, as it will be my most constant companion for at least three years.
Does everyone remember watching the Meatrix webtoon? Yeah, we definitely watched that in my ecological design class. Random moment.
But yeah, I'm enjoying a little time off after a hectic week of model-building. Only to jump back into the whirlwind of blades and glue tomorrow.
Now for the semi-regular relationship update. I'm looking forward to a visit from my yeti in about three weeks. We also talked about the possibility of traveling together in the near future, and maybe, if I decide to go for my masters degree (which would involve moving to Virginia, perhaps), having him transfer from the coast to wherever I end up. Same logic applies to my internship, too. Not bad for a guy who didn't think he could handle a long-distance relationship and still has trouble planning things more than a day in advance.
And today I'll leave you with this: every night there is at least one new cricket hopping around my room. On the third floor. Hooray, determination.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Making American history fun for everyone


Okay, so Philadelphia ...
It's big. If you're ever in the area (hey, it could happen), just grab a cheese steak and be sure to wear comfortable walking shoes. Hiking 20 blocks in heels is a bad idea.
So Tuesday night, while my roommates were taking a side trip to New York - and no, I didn't want to pay $40 and sit on a bus for five hours to be able to walk around Times Square for a little while - I found a group going to a nice local Italian restaurant. I mean frou-frou. We were fortunate enough to schedule our trip during Restaurant Week. Three courses of enviably delicious food for $30 at a bunch of nice restaurants.
I told Dennis about my meal - grilled calimari, ribbon pasta with sauteed rabbit in red wine sauce, and cheesecake drizzled with strawberry sauce - and his response was "I hate you, absolutely hate you :p I've always wanted to try rabbit,
good choices on the food, I'm having an effect on you."
Rabbit is tasty.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

How do you actually cook a cheese steak?

Hello, to all the beautiful, intelligent, and smartly dressed people who occasionally pay attention to my ramblings. I hope everyone is reasonably well today.
Labor Day weekend was very nice, but far too short, in my opinion. Dinner with Dennis's parents went well, no embarrassing questions or particularly awkward moments to speak of. The hotel wasn't spectacular, but it was better than one would expect after getting torn up in a hurricane. In fact, Dennis didn't really want to leave after dropping me off each night. *ahem*
And I didn't get lost. Not even when I had to drive over to Louisiana to go shopping. Yay, pants!
So yeah, once Dennis gets his own place, I'll definitely be making the trip more often. :)

But that's not all! Next week I'll be in Philadelphia with the architecture clique, going "ooh" and "ahh" and possibly trying to run up the art museum steps like Rocky at least once. We'll see how that goes ...

Now I'm done.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

It's just a plant ...

So, what exactly have I been working on all summer?

*drum roll*



Monday, August 28, 2006

Uh ... Something about Facebook and AIDS ...

Hello, sleeping people (yeah, it's about 1:30 in the morning, I should go to bed soon). Don't you hate when you know you should get to sleep but you can't? Me too.
Anyhoo.
How about anniversaries, huh? For simplicity's sake, I'm gonna consider today mine and Dennis's (horrible, horrible grammar, I'm sure) anniversary. First kiss a year ago. Woo. And he said one time that he considers the first kiss to be the beginning of any serious relationship. So yay. Besides, it's too difficult to keep up with when we broke up and got back together. And we didn't really follow breakup procedure very well anyway.
5 days and I'll get to see my lovely yeti, too. :)
Whee!

Okay, if anyone is in the mood to make sweet tea anytime soon, but you don't have a pre-set ratio of boiling water/tea bags/sugar/cold water, then I've got one that meets the rigorous standards set by my mouth.
For 2 quarts of liquid goodness:
2 regular tea bags (I use Lipton, but feel free to go with other brands)
2/3 c sugar
2 c water
Place the tea bags in the water and bring to a gentle boil. Remove from heat and cover, letting the bags seep for 10-15 minutes. Place the sugar in a 2 qt pitcher and pour the concentrated tea over it, stirring until all of the sugar has dissolved. Fill to 2 quarts with cold water. Refridgerate and enjoy.

I was pretty impressed that it only took me one try to find such a nice balance. Just a word of warning: if you give this to yankees, they will become addicted and will show up at your door asking for refills. NO FREE REFILLS!

Okay, gonna try to get some sleep. Good night.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

To be a man you must have HONOR - HONOR and a PENIS!

10 days on the countdown, lovelies. :D :D :D :D :D
Um, yeah. Classes are indeed going, we've had two fire alarms at Ruby already (7:30 a.m. the day after I moved in, and about 2 a.m. Friday). Great way to get to know your neighbors.
Between ecological design, charcoal baths, tromping through construction zones, cooking all my meals (yarr!), nightly flirt sessions, stale cereal, Alice in Wonderland, and waiting for important packages in the mail, I'd say this year will be interesting.
Oh yeah, and during my trip to Diamondhead I'll be going to dinner with the family one night. Everyone keep your fingers crossed.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

You know, you might want to check in on that.

Hi from State.
Lots and lots of fun so far. Unpacking boxes, picking up textbooks, depositing my refund (wOOt), and checking out the changes taking place on campus.
I guess the next couple of days will be spent finding out who dropped out of architecture over the summer and learning the pre-arc students who are joining the rest of us. Probably some AIAS stuff, too. Definitely paperwork and gathering tech information.
My reservations for Labor Day weekend are set. *happy dance*
Dennis is looking forward to my visit at least as much as I am. We should definitely check out the houses he's looking at. Yes, lovelies, houses. No apartments are available right now, but he found a house he's really excited about. I made him promise to let me do the painting if he gets one.
Yeah. Fun stuff. :)

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Eh, I figured it was time to have a new man in my life ...



*snork*
No, I haven't abandoned Dennis :P
This is Murphy. He's about a year old, has light yellow-green eyes, and likes to talk to people. Why? The mice were too smart to get caught in the traps.


He's also quite modest.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

I'm trying to envision this ... OH MY RIBS!!!

The title refers to a selection of my conversation with Dennis last night. It involves two people, a rolling office chair, a pair of roller skates, and a bowl of noodles. Ask if you want to be slightly revulsed and thoroughly amused. If you'd rather not hear details of my (currently non-existant) personal life, leave it alone ...

Okay, so it was definitely one of those odd days at work. First off, I had been given the wrong instructions to turn off the alarm ... so that was fun. A few minutes later, I got a call that the guy who was supposed to open the other store hadn't shown up yet, so I had to find his file and call to find out where he was. His mommy had to wake him up. Things normaled (it's a verb now) out for a while until a customer came in to pick up an order that included a shirt that was formerly blue with white cuffs and collar (now pink cuffs and collar). He handled it remarkably well, though. I've seen much worse. Including a woman who said God would deal with us for "ruining" her "beautiful blue blouse" (i.e. very large, overpriced blue tunic). Normaled out again, then fifteen minutes before I'm supposed to start shutting down, one of our regular customers comes in with an enormous order. I did manage to get her order separated into shirts, pants, etc. Just before I'm about to turn off the computer, I get a call that a customer is coming to pick something up. This guy is CONSTANTLY driving up at the very last minute, if not later than the posted closing time. Of course it can't end there. Another guy was right behind him with a monstrous order to drop off. Monday's gonna be fun!!!
:P

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Cottage cheese on parade

Okay, I've had plenty of time to recover from Big Kahuna. Although I do still smell somewhat of club, and I think I've met my secondhand smoke inhalation quota for the next few months.
Anyhoo, for those of you who weren't there ... either for the whole night or just the last hour or so ... I most definitely got hit on by a drunk redneck, and later a hispanic guy. By 2 a.m. I'm pretty willing to dance with anyone. So yeah. Enrique.
Adri's cats didn't seem too thrilled with how we smelled. Don't blame them.
So yeah, horny DJ, wet t-shirt contest, dancing in very close proximity with ... everyone ... makes for an interesting evening, wouldn't you say?

And Whit's multicolor flameshooter birthday candles were way too much fun.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

... I miss my yeti ...

Bah!
Summer courses suck many, many things. They basically defeat the purpose of having summer. So until the end of next week, I'll be mostly wrapped up in finishing a paper (err ... writing an entire paper once I finish reading the book ...) and preparing for up to three tests. Possibly just two, but who knows.
Once that's out of the way I can put in more hours at work - for the whole week I'll still be in J-town after exams. Hey, gotta earn the cash to help with the fun new computer required for the architecture program. *sigh*
Anyhoo, it'll be nice to have my privacy back, and I'll have fewer distractions from the studio this year (darn!!!), so I'm looking forward to rolling back into Starkville, despite the fact that it IS Starkville.
Plus four hours is better than seven hours when referring to the amount of time one would have to drive to see a special someone ...
That's basically it.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Indentured servitude, barbeque, and the different attitudes toward Sunday morning in the colonies

Greetings, all.
How's it going? Good, I hope.
Just letting everyone know I haven't fallen off the face of the earth.
Well ... I guess I can post some laundry etiquette while I'm here. Not that you guys will learn something new, because you're reasonably intelligent people as a whole.
When taking your garments to a professional laundry/dry cleaning facility:
Remove everything from your pockets. Pens, money, reciepts, drugs, boarding passes, razor blades, lighters, male contraceptive devices, sports bras, candy, napkins with that girl's phone number ... it all needs to stay with you.
Unbutton all the buttons. Just do it.
Remove old tags from previous visits to the laundry. Doesn't it itch when you wear clothes that still have the tags? It would bug me.
If you HAVE TO HAVE a certain item for a special occasion or a trip, bring it several days in advance. You know, just in case the utilities go on the fritz one day. Or because we might possibly have a freakishly busy day and not get to your stuff before the time you expected to be able to pick up your essential garment.
Heavy starch is for bank presidents, funeral directors, and sadists/masochists. Heavy starch shirts are notoriously difficult to press and bag compared to ... just about everything else.
Read the care labels before you order starch for your silk trousers.
Bringing in t-shirts and jeans that need no special attention brands you as lazy. Or unable to figure out those scary machines in your laundry room. Seriously, it's a lot cheaper to go to a coin-op laundry. Sure, you have to stay there for a while, but I'd say that makes up for the expense of a dry cleaner's.
A lot of people bring their clothes to us in garbage bags. What do you think that says about the clothes?
I think that's it for now.
Good night.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Here, I bought you a blue firework. :)

Hello, all.
I hope everyone had a lovely holiday and watched fireworks of some sort. Naturally, I did so in game with Dennis for a little while. Then we went off to kill things.
The first summer term is over and I'm quite pleased with my grades. They should balance out the crappy one I got in studio last semester. I've also acquired a lovely three-volume set of college literature books and one for art appreciation. Woo for excerpts of larger works! (Silly bookstore ... )
On a somewhat more sober note, wouldn't everyone agree that it's nice to know that no matter how screwed up your life is, that there always seems to be someone even more screwed up? After hearing accounts of a fiance freaking out, screaming, and flailing a gun around, I really appreciate my thriving long distance relationship ... even though most of our interaction these days involves a gnome ...
Anyhoo, gotta go finish reading for class and whatnot.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Who would've thought? My gnome, your dwarf ...

In light of the recent story involving Dennis and the chicken patty, I bring you this little slice of pathetic geekery (on both our parts, sadly).
He rejoined the World of Warcraft crew yesterday, so we spent last night creating new characters and doing low-level quests together. Toss in some flirting via the game's emote commands and it was the closest thing to a date we've had all summer. Yeah ...
In other news, first term is over and second term starts Monday. Woo.
I think that's pretty much it.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Again with the poo!

Hey people.
Know what really sucks? When you're looking for something you want, but you can't find it ... and you find something you really didn't want instead.
Aren't mouse infestations fun?

Saturday, June 17, 2006

I'm gonna slap you so hard that your unborn children will come out well-behaved.

Good evening, People of the World.
Hoolay for steady employment! I've been training at the Stonebridge location all week, and I've finally been promoted from laundry purgatory to laundry limbo. I won't call it laundry heaven, because apparently it can get kinda boring at the University/Highland location if it's a slow day. But hey, they have cable and air conditioning. No worries. Oh, and Katie gave me a couple of uniform shirts when I went to man the counter this morning.
So yeah, after I got off work I met my mom at Target to buy my sister a birthday present (16, God help us) ... and I got a few shirts and a hair straightener.
Then we went home and I watched the USA/Italy World Cup match. The things I do to please Dennis ... :P
And then at 4 I went to help my cousin pick out a wedding dress and look at bridesmaid dresses and flower girl dresses (and Aunt Lois even tried on a couple of mother-of-the-bride dresses ... we could tell which one she really liked, verreh nice). I personally love everything we picked out, so if anyone wants to see pictures, they're conveniently located in one of my favorites folders. Under "Wedding Stuff."
So yeah, still a little high from the estrogen cloud that followed me home from the store.
La dee da ...
That's about it, I think.

Monday, June 12, 2006

... And then the clouds parted ...

You'll all be relieved that I finally have a job. Walked into Polo Cleaners today around 1:15, didn't leave until after 6:30. They took it very seriously when I said I could start work "immediately." Anyway, just thought you'd like to know (even if it just means you're glad I'm not complaining about being unemployed anymore :P).
Later!

We've also packed a bag lunch and some mittens.


Okay. Here's my art appreciation project. Graphite on Strathmore, 18 x 24 inches.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Don't you love being right?

Hello, my almost-completely-baked comrades!
Alas, I am still without a job, and I plan on leaving for Starkville in just over two months. But I've got yet another application active. This time, it's the jewelry counter in Macy's (ooooooooooooooooh ... ). Apparently the position has been open for a while, so perhaps ... *crosses fingers*
La dee da ...
As I predicted two weeks ago, Dennis's toothache has returned. Am I omniscient? No, I just have good common sense.
Mel.
I'm bored.
I think I'm gonna grab some Italian ice and be a bum for a while.
Byebye.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

How to cheat at dominoes: 1. Buy a glass table ...

Meh. So I didn't get the Victoria's Secret job.
So I'm gonna be slightly depressed until one of the other eleven applications turns something up.
Come on, Target! Or Kohls! Or really, anyone who will actually hire me NOW.
Mel.
Good night.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

May I join you as you do the interview dance?

Woot!
Got a call earlier tonight from Victoria's Secret. :D
Interview tomorrow afternoon.
*crosses fingers and does laundry*
...
What? I've gotta look good!

"We should get our boyfriends together for a playdate."

*yawn*
Hello, all. I'm up at this ungodly hour getting ready to go to class. Woo.
Still waiting to hear from any of the (twelve!! I'm up to twelve!) applications I've turned in so far. Job hunting sucks many, many things.
Erm ... Dennis is supposed to go to the dentist today to fix his tooth. If I find out otherwise ... Well, he's probably safe ... For now. But I'm pretty sure an "I told you" moment wouldn't be far behind.
Also, woo for Heather being alive! Or maybe I'm just hallucinating, and I spent three hours talking to myself at Starbucks ...
*shrug*
Anyhoo, gotta get some notebook paper ... or something ... and finish getting ready for class.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

If you hadn't taken it into the mud bath with you, your gun wouldn't get clogged.

Still waiting to hear back from ANYONE about getting a job. Since my last update, I've put in at Hobby Lobby, American Eagle, and Victoria's Secret. So ... just sitting around ... waiting ...
That's five so far.
Somebody ... PLEASE hire me!
In other news, I'm currently on square #4 out of 24 of the Dennis Barter Birthday Project 2006. At this rate, I'll not only meet my deadline, but I'll also have time to make a few other things to sell via Etsy. Google it. Be happy my crafty friends.
But that's about it. Adri has already recounted the weekend trip to Memphis, Greg's recital, and Drew's visit to J-town, so it's not necessary for me to repeat it.
That's about it.
Good night.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

How come I've never heard of this place before?

Another day, another round of job-hunting. Which led me to the West Tennessee Career Center. Magical land of employment. Certainly makes my previous methods of looking for jobs seem silly and poorly thought out.
So yeah, I went in, filled out a little paperwork, and told them what kind of job I was trying to find. And the nice cubicle lady wrote a reference for me on a little card that I'm supposed to give someone at BancorpSouth Thursday morning. Whee, interview! Hopefully my background in math will make up for my lack of cash register experience.
And if I don't get a response from that within a few days, I've still got my Hobby Lobby application. The girl said they could use some extra help right now. So I'd better have some luck somewhere.
Also, Dennis had better be having computer problems (*coughJohnscreweditupcough*). I haven't heard from him since Sunday afternoon, so I'm gonna be in a less than pleasant mood with him if I find out otherwise.
Yarr.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Updates and shameless plugs

And we're back in J-town. Woo.
Monday I go register for summer classes, which will also determine whether or not I can get a job and what hours I'd be available for said employment. I'm hoping to get a spot at Pier 1. *crosses fingers*
So yeah, my dad came down to State yesterday to help me move all my stuff out. And Dennis helped carry the heavy stuff and get it loaded into the storage unit. Apparently he behaved himself reasonably well ...
It's gonna be interesting. Dennis has issued an open invite for everyone we hung out with at State to come visit on weekends, and he said he'd come visit whenever he doesn't have to work. Fortunately, *here comes the plug* ...
We've both got Skype now. A combination of instant messenger and phone. Free calls to other people who have Skype, so if your fingers are especially sore or otherwise unreliable (you know, those days when you can't type), or if you just want to hear a particular someone's voice, just plug in a microphone and off you go ...
Also has video options available. Check it out. And then ask for my Skype name, because ... well, I hope you're just getting it to make me happy ... ;)
Hokay, leaving to shower and continue unloading the cars.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

We have GWC comment splog ...

Done with exams! Whee!
And I got my third research paper back. B. What a surprise. But hey, it's better than a B-.
So here we go, STUFF I LEARNED AT COLLEGE: PART 1.
1. 8 a.m. is a b*tch.
2. If you can complain about a grade higher than a C, you're in good shape.
3. The quarter circle at the back of first year studio is a very comfortable place to nap.
4. Refund checks can buy a lot of groceries.
5. The honors program is useless.
6. Make good contacts - one to help you with class, one to help you move heavy things and fix your car, one to share your guy/girl troubles, one who can cook, one to fix your computer, and a boyfriend/girlfriend (or at least someone who will go buy you food and medicine if you're sick), for example.
7. Clean your room whenever you have a chance.
8. Set three alarms on test days.
9. Always check the forecast before leaving your room.
10. Beer, taquila, salvia, and Waffle House don't mix well (be a designated driver).
11. Private rooms are good.
12. Automatic locks are bad.
13. The fire alarm will go off at an ungodly hour before an important test or exam.
14. Most professors are understanding of students' need for caffeine.
15. Proper daily preparation for November to March: shower, underwear, pants, light top, sweater, coat, gloves, hat, scarf, backpack, hot chocolate/coffee, keys, depart.
16. There is no cow level.
17. Night classes have a big impact on your social life.
18. Someone will go to the hospital during studio hours.
19. Buy economy size laundry products.
20. Always have quarters and small bills handy.

I could keep going, but I figured that would start to get boring ...

Monday, May 08, 2006

Smooth as a velvet child

Whew, it's been a weekend ...
Friday night/Saurday morning was spent with the crew at Brit's apartment, then Waffle House. Slept until noonish Saturday, played WoW, and then got called in to babysit Mr. Pathetic. Just so you all have a fair warning, booze, salvia, and Waffle House (although delicious) does not mix well. At all. Don't do it.
So I got some Chik-fil-a for the two of us, then hung around for a while watching TV. I knew Dennis was feeling better when he decided it was a good time to go to the grocery store for snacks. And then he ate them. And we watched a Sean Connery movie. Always fun.
Went home sometime between midnight and one Sunday morning and decided it was a good time to jump on WoW again. A little before four I'm thinking it's about time to crash, so I get to a stopping point, contemplate taking a shower, decide against it, put on some pajamas and curl up in bed. Less than three minutes later I hear one of the sounds you really don't want to hear at 4:15 a.m. That's right, the fire alarms went off. Spent the next hour outside in the rain (it was unusually cold for May, too) because my keys weren't in my purse. Otherwise I'd so crash in my car.
So 5:15 rolls around and we're allowed back inside. Sleepy time.
Several hours later ...
*ring tone indicating that someone from State is calling me*
*stumbles over to phone*
It's Joseph. Wanting to know if I was with Dennis because he needed to talk to him about cooking out. No, Joseph, I just got up.
*looks at clock*
12:27
Hmm ...
Eventually I make myself presentable enough to go outside. Fun activities today.
Help Dennis jumpstart his car. Twice.
Go to Walgreens and the grocery store. Mmm ... ground beef. Cookin' out on the pigmy grill. Pigmy? Pygmie? ... Very, very small ...
After supper I watched Dennis play some video games, then a movie. I know, so predictable. Whatcha gonna do?
I will get around to asking whether he thinks we can keep something going once we leave (eventually). I mean, he did ask if I'd be able to come over before Thursday. That's gotta be a good sign, right?
*shrug*
Good night, children.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

It has a grid. I have to follow the grid.

So I just got in from a 2 a.m. Waffle House run.
And it's time to go to sleep.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Breaking up less than a month after getting engaged is kind of a bad thing ...

In case anyone didn't know that already.
So yesterday was the last day of class. Got my sixth test and my lab grade back in physics. As long as I don't bomb on the exam I'm in good shape. Started cleaning out my desk at the studio. Dennis came to help me move my chair and drawing surface into the storage unit, but when we got there my lock was gone. I allegedly put it on the wrong door (I didn't) so it got cut off. Which was annoying and put me in a bad mood. But of course, Dennis doesn't like having Angry Meredith around, so he jumped in right away to bring Not-Angry Meredith back.
Which brings us to a downer. This time last month he was all psyched about getting an apartment and whatnot, and now we're facing the reality that he's not going to be able to come back to Starkville. Not even sure if he will come back after his suspension is over.
We've gotten too close to just say, "Well, it's been fun. Hope you find someone nice." Yeah, long distance relationships are tough, but they're not impossible. And I'm willing to deal with that if he is. We're still close enough that I can come down for a weekend or something occasionally, or he can come up if he has some time off of work.
I'm gonna go hit the Ben and Jerry's again ...

Friday, April 28, 2006

Generally speaking, it's okay to eat fluffy pink blobs.

Semester project: done. Physics test: done. English paper: ... I'll let you know about that one ...
So I'm finally done and my fingers can start healing. I think I may have introduced some pastel into my bloodstream via a few papercuts I received while blending the other day ... Meh. Pin-ups were today. I think I got what I wanted - interest, but not quite enough to send me to jury.
Dennis has pretty much determined that skipping classes early this semester has doomed him to academic suspension. The bad kind. The kind where you can't take classes anywhere - not even a community college - for a year. There's a GIANT "I told you so" wrapped up in there somewhere ...
And yes, I can say "I told you so" ... I've only skipped one class this semester.
But yeah, I'll be working on my English paper this weekend. Hopefully I'll do better than a B- this time. I hate comp. I can do literature, I just hate writing useless papers about how family/feminism/race is portrayed/confronted in a certain set of literary works.
Next time on "Meredith Updates Everyone on Her Life" ...
Will Dennis get to stay in Starkville?
Will Meredith finish her research paper with time to spare?
Will there be a professor fight in juries?
And why was there a pair of fingernail clippers in the washing machine?

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Tickle torture - great for building strong abs.

I have food again! :D
And I have my housing assignment for next year. Same room, lovelies! Which means I'll already know the fun little quirks that come with it. Like how maintenance can't fix the toilet or the A/C to function quite right, and that I should turn on the fan after sunset and the A/C after noon. Otherwise it's unbearable in here.
So anyway, about half an hour after I get back from dropping off the lease on a storage unit and getting groceries, Dennis calls me asking if I wanted to go to Wal-Mart. Translation: "I'm low on gas and I'd like to know if you would take me to Wal-Mart." And being the nice person I am (plus the fact that he's really pathetic when he needs food), I say okay.
Of course, during this little outing he starts talking about how sketchy his grades are looking (again - that's what happens when you skip class), even though he's been doing a lot better since midterms. And how he hopes he gets to stay so he can change his major in the fall, and even if he doesn't get to come back, that he'll stick around (already has an apartment for about a year, so why not?) and work.
... The Dance of the Sugarplumb Fairies is playing outside ... weird ...
Whatever. Depending on how his day goes today, I might get invited to share some of his Chili's gift card for supper. Lava cake. Yesh, lovelies ...
Anyway, stuff and junk. I should be packed up and back in J-town sometime around the 12th of next month. It's time to go screw around at the studio.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Lemming

Ganked from Adri, who ganked it from someone else. I hope I actually see what hatches this time, I did this before, and when the egg hatched, all I could see was "Image hosted by Angelfire." :P

Monday, April 17, 2006

"HEY! NO SEX IN MY KITCHEN, YOU TWO!"

And we're back. Crunch time in the land of the bulldog, especially at Giles Hall. I must say, however, that my food supply is looking pretty weak right now, so tomorrow I've got to get some groceries after Concept and Form. Dennis is fine, besides being low on food, too. We had a long conversation the other night about chinchillas and microbiology. Basically, he wants to get one and major in the other. So anyhoo, that's what's going on. Oh, so exciting.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

*frolic*








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Looking over the edge at a three-day weekend

6 a.m. rolls around. I look with a sense of satisfaction at the neat stack of print before me -"Dilsey Gibson vs. Caroline Compson: How the Negative Outweighs the Positive." With three hours to spare (three hours that will be divided between napping, eating, and a shower) I have my research paper. I guess technically I pulled an all-nighter, but I did have an accidental nap between 9 and 12 last night.
I'm looking forward to getting this turned in, spending a little time with Dennis before I drive home tomorrow morning, and hopefully seeing everyone in J-town.
Yeah, just thought I'd blog for whatever reason.
Cheers.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Now with enough sugar to give a hummingbird diabetes!

Back from New Orleans! Nobody got arrested, and only one person threw up on Bourbon Street. However, I am now addicted to beignets and open-air dining. And that can have its drawbacks. If you must sit around outside all day, be sure to apply some sort of sunscreen.
Now I'm entering crunch time again, trying to wrap up my neo-gothic design, color studies, research paper, not studying for my physics test (methinks I'll drop this grade), and I'm sure there are many other things I don't remember.
So yeah, I'm gonna binge on carb-laden snacks tonight and tomorrow, and sleep it off Thursday night, before coming home for Easter weekend.
Signing off!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

"The Turbulence of the Fluids"

Leaving for New Orleans in the morning (woo hoo)! :)
Yeah. And I activated my first "real" credit card today. Even though I won't actually have it in my posession for another week. Why my parents couldn't have had it sent to my campus mailbox, I don't know.
Dennis is soooooo excited about getting an apartment this summer. He'll definitely have at least an efficiency, but there's still a chance that a one bedroom will open up. He's also started doing stuff to try to get in shape. Something about "Think how sexy I'll be with a flatter stomach and muscles instead of man-boobs." He went to the Sanderson yesterday with Dave and Joseph to run and do leg exercises. Had to beg me to go to the store for some pizza and BBQ wings. Pathetic, really.
Ever have those dreams that are just a little twist on reality? The other night I had a dream where I decided to quit architecture for some completely opposite major. Of course there was never a clear statement of what this other major was, but whatever. It probably stemmed from a guy dropping studio - just stopped coming without warning, quietly sold off his equipment and didn't come back - a short while back because of a ridiculously heavy schedule.
Which brings us to planning for this summer and fall. I'm definitely taking art appreciation and world literature at Jackson State, probably a history, too. There's just a question about exactly how many credit hours I need to graduate, and how many of those hours are electives, other than social/behavioral science, architectural, and art electives. Scheduling time is next Monday at 9 a.m. thanks to being put on honors probation for having a 3.2 instead of a 3.4. A little outrageous, don't you think? A 3.4 to be able to register for classes a few days earlier than the rest of the shmucks.
Whatever. Shower time.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

So this is what 7 a.m. used to look like ...

Good morning and happy Daylight Savings Time to everyone. I just got in (oh, scandalous!) a little while ago. Gotta say yesterday was a good day overall. After getting completely raped by polarized lens problems, I went to the bakery with Dennis and Joseph, grabbed a drink and a cream puff, and we just sat around on the patio talking for a couple of hours. Dennis and I had planned on ordering some pizza for supper and watching some basketball, but we got a call from Joseph and Daniel asking if we wanted to go to Mi Hacienda. So Mexican it was. So tamales, enchiladas, rice, beans, and sopapilla (and a couple of margaritas in these precious cactus glasses for Dennis) later, Daniel and Mary head out for Pollywog's, Joseph and Paul go back to campus to play video games, and Dennis and I hit Blockbuster. Once he realized that he'd parked in a handicapped spot, he decided to walk with a limp. Actually kept up the act, too. Got M*A*S*H and a season of McGyver. Went back to his room (my phone was there ... long story) and watched a couple of episodes of McGyver, then some Scrubs. During this time, there was some discussion about wanting a ferret, some tickle torture, and I got folded into a ball. Then it was time to crash.
Now I've gotta make a shopping list ...

Monday, March 20, 2006

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Gah! Chicken herpes!

Well, they've cancelled classes for the rest of the day due to some alleged thunderstorms that have yet to show up (2 hours late, *tsk tsk*). But I'm not gonna complain. Just gives me an extra two weeks to finish my lab report, and almost as long to finish a Concept and Form assignment.
Congrats to the Madison Academic Lady Mustangs for getting to the state tournament. Very impressive, I might have to make the trip to Murfreesboro Saturday if they advance to the finals.
Ummmmmmm ... So how about USJ? Man, it's like all the bad karma they've been building up is manifesting itself this year. If you have no clue what I'm talking about, pay a visit to the Jackson Sun archives.
And, um ... Spring Break in 27 hours! Woot!

Sunday, March 05, 2006

There are children in Hungary who would've taken that pop-tart.

So it's the week before spring break *little dance* and I've had the requisite pre-spring break meltdown. Actually, I foresee another one in the near future, probably tomorrow night or Tuesday morning. Or at least a case of sleep-deprivation. Why did I put off doing my research paper? Why?
*shrug*
We'll see how this goes ...
*poke*

Friday, February 24, 2006

Nerding out!

So ...
Dennis let me play some World of Warcraft the other day and I'm getting a copy of the game after studio.
It sucks you in.
There is no escape.
So instead of obsessively checking email, blogs, and facebook, I can run around beating stuff with sticks and going on quests.
My life is just sounding more and more exciting by the minute ...

Saturday, February 18, 2006

And yes, my room always looks like this.

The family came for a visit earlier today. Basically walked around campus, grabbed some food at the Union, and went to the studio for a little bit. Then back to the dorm to chill out for a little bit while I copied some recipes. They had to leave early to make it back to Jackson before the weather gets too bad.
Anyway.
Spring break is in three weeks. :D
Woo.
Right. So I'm gonna go grocery shopping in a little while. Have fun.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Blimey

Woo and yay! I got a 94 on my physics test. :D I could get an A in this class ...
Right. So yesterday I went to the Sanderson with Dennis to learn how to play racquetball. Mostly I just ran around trying not to get hit and sucking at the game. My butt muscles are sore now.
This week I'm determined to eat as little chicken as possible. Only chicken things I have are a couple of frozen chicken cordon bleu and a can of chicken noodle soup. I wanted seafood. New England clam chowder, tuna, and shrimp are all on this week's menu. It's a cooking week. Baking a strawberry cake for tomorrow, chocolate chip/chunk cookies for Dennis. Made cornbread over the weekend (yum!) as well as cheese potato soup. Dennis cooked what was possibly the best pork I've ever eaten and red potatoes Saturday (during our "snowstorm").
I'll let you guys know how the shrimp goes. I found a recipe and it sounds REALLY good ... lightly fried shrimp in gravy, seasoned with garlic powder, salt, and black pepper, served over white rice *drool*.
So basically this was a food post.
Toodles!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

What's an orgasm?

*sigh*
Thursday. I had no motivation this morning until half an hour before I left for English. And I've been working on my lab report since I got back from there. Minus time for lunch.
So Valentine's Day is less than a week away. I can't play the "Most Depressing Day of the Year" card because I've at least got a guy who might do something romantic-ish, but he's still not my "boyfriend," technically. No guarantee of anything. Which could potentially make the day more horrible. Evil Hallmark holiday.
But compared to some, I've got it made. Dennis and I might have broken up, but at least there was no infidelity involved. Or if there was, he's really good at covering it up. But we'll assume the best, 'k?
Bla bla bla ... off to Concept and Form. Blargh.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Whoa! You're not dead!

Thursday, 2 February 2006.
6:30 - Wake up. Get something to eat and finish two essays. Shower optional, if time allows.
9:15 - Depart for English. *thunder* Great ...
9:20 - Wet, cold, soggy trudge across the Drill Field.
9:30-10:30 - English test.
10:38 - Change out of wet clothes, into dry pajamas. Gather cooking utensils and head to the kitchen. Cheese potato soup!
1:00 - Half-hearted attempt at completing Tuesday's Concept and Form assignment.
2:50 - Depart for C and F. Observe trail of rose petals going past my door.
3:00-4:00 - Concept and Form. Herb wore three outfits (one on top of the other) and we watched part of a video about modern representations of Christ.
4:45 - Go to lab.
6:45 - Meet Dennis to go shopping for cough drops and whatever the heck he's getting. He had a list of what kinds of cough drops would get someone high the fastest.
7:40 - Wendy's.
8:28 - Physics study session at Giles. Notice betta floating on his side at the top of his tank.
9:45 - Field trip to get a Limeade for Carey.
11:20 - Call it a night. Discover resurrected betta. Freak out a little. Wonder where I've left my sunglasses.
11:35 - Remember that I left them in the car.

Monday, January 30, 2006

WTF, mate?

Random post.
Dennis was in an unusually good mood yesterday. Why? He bought a bunch of kitchen implements the other day, for one thing. The orange smoothies might have given him an extra boost, too. Seriously, the man was bubbly. No yelling at traffic or anything.
Just need to keep him from doing something that'll mess up the good mood. There's the tricky part.

And did anyone else hear what Zach and Sarah named their cat? Pookie! Funfun. :)

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Sorry, I'm delirious.

I survived rural Alabama.
The first night, after looking at ritzy outdoor toilets, a bird watching tower, and a church, we arrived at this bar and grill in Faunsdale. Faunsdale is not politically correct. Rebel flags hanging everywhere in this place, and a parking sign that was "Confederate Only." Finas had a few things to say about that...
It amazes me sometimes that the cheapest thing on a menu is $8 and it takes - I kid you not - over an hour to get the thing to your table. Cheeseburger, man. Cheeseburger.
We were so hungry we stole crackers from another table and divided them up. Savored the crackers, even. And all of the conversation centered around food, which helped not at all. Amanda was nice enough to let us have her leftover fries. They disappeared in less than 15 seconds.
By the time we finally got our food and ate, it was something like 10:30 and most of us were ready to crash. So we did.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Applause for karma.

Follow-up on my mini-rant in Miki's blog the other day.
Punishment has been dealt by myself (I made Dennis push the shopping cart while I looked for spiffy cooking implements and foodstuffs) and by a reigning force in the nerd universe - the tech guys who run maintenance on online video game servers. No World of Warcraft yesterday. Mwahahaha!
Yeah, I guess I wasn't hard enough on him. But thanks to the uber-nerds, I think he kinda got the point. What am I saying? He's male. He's gonna screw up. Hopefully he'll get really good at making up for his mistakes.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Salivation ensued.

Okay, well. I'm no longer freaking out. Got some important tasks finished already, and I'm looking forward to dinner at Old Venice with Dennis and the Blasphemous Bible Gang (and guests).
Let me brag on Chef Man's skills. I've had the pleasure of eating TWO dishes a la Dennis this week. Italian chicken breast with potatoes neopolitan one night, and diced chicken, andouille sausage, red and yellow peppers, and moro oranges in a combination of sauces. The yellow peppers picked up a lot of the sweet flavor from the oranges. My tongue was having an orgasm, I believe. Add a little goat cheese for a creamy texture. *drool*
So yeah, if anyone hasn't read the really really long Bay St. Louis post, it's below the jaguar thing.
I think it is now time to read or check out something for English.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Mental glitches at the beginning of the semester are bad. Very bad.

Hey people.
So, it's the third day of class and I'm (hopefully) getting over a meltdown. Basically, my computer isn't working properly in some areas, and I've been trying every method known to the technologically deficient to fix it.
Even iTunes crapped out on me. That was the final straw.
But I have that back now. However, Word probably isn't working now, so I'll have to reinstall it. Bleh. If that doesn't solve most of my problems, I'm going to curl up in a tiny ball in the corner and rock back and forth for a few days.
The computer problems seemed to spill over into other areas. First, I couldn't find my keys (they were in my black bag), then I went shopping for some ingredients to this insane but tasty meal Dennis cooked last night. There was only one bottle of soy sauce in the entire store, as far as I can tell. And he also asked for Andouille sausage. I could find the peppers, thankfully. That freaking sausage was well above my eye level, and there were maybe three packages of them amid the Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage.
So yeah, stressful day. Spending an hour looking for three things at Kroger is probably not the best way to end it. Grr.
I'm gonna make some hot chocolate now. Then go to physics. And then maybe go find a tranquilizer.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

I saw this, and it made me think of you, Jenn.

Post-Bay St. Louis update below. :)








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...And then we were able to get the fifteen-foot-long boat out of the tree.

Hello to everyone in civilized places.
I'm back in Starkville after a week of picking through rubble and hauling timbers that date back to the 1860s. It's nice to be clean again and not have to worry about gnats, broken glass, and rusty hardware. Or the possibility of encountering leaking sewage or rotting flesh.
The first couple of days we went back to the tents sore, tired, and eaten by insects that are usually only active in the spring. Unfortunately, Meaghan and I hadn't brought flip flops for the showers, and none were available at what was left of the closest Wal-Mart. So we got in my car, met Dennis and one of his cousins at the Diamondhead exit, and drove to Gulfport.
How random is this? In the deli section, somebody asks "Is your name Meredith?" I'm tired and a little paranoid, because I don't know who this woman is who's speaking. Turns out it was my sister's friend's mom. How she knew who I am, I have no idea. Then we turn down the beer aisle (I'm pushing the cart, just so I can lean against it whenever we stop) and run into her again. Thanks, Dennis, now my sister's friend's mom thinks we were going to get drunk or something.
But anyway, we drove back in Zombie mode (and almost took out some nut who was standing in the middle of the road), got our showers and crashed out.
The second day we were joined by an arborist named Kyle. She had been staying with some friends in the area, but decided after getting stuck in a traffic jam that it would be easier to pitch a tent in a clearing on the site than to drive back and forth every day.
Wednesday. More work, less fatigue and soreness. Good thing, because Dennis took me to dinner in Gulfport. Tasty, tasty. We got a piece of cheesecake to share and took it back to his house. Watched some Scrubs, met the dogs, said hi to the parents.
However, there is another down side to living on the coast besides hurricanes. Fog. Freakishly thick fog. I wound up sleeping in his sister's room. Too dangerous to drive down the partially nonexistant roads in Bay and Waveland in that stuff, plus I'd feel bad sending him home in that mess.
And then the President came into town Thursday. Took up nearly two hours of our work time, made us late for lunch, and held us up again as we were trying to get back to the site.
The Secret Service guys were waaaaaaaay more amusing than they should be. We watched them search under an uprooted tree and in every one of the porta-potties. Right after they went further down the road, a FedEx truck drives up and drops of a delivery (presumably for the construction company working nearby. One cardboard box, one metal cube. The metal cube sat there. Whenever a worker was coming across the road, one of his buddies would say "Hey! Bring that over here, would ya?" Every one just looked at it and gave the "Heck no, I'm not that dumb" face. Had it been a bomb, I would've been screwed.
But yeah, the motorcade rolled through, and I got all the hooplah on video.
Almost got run over by one of the big black SUVs.
Then came the middle-aged people from North Carolina. How they had so much energy at 10 p.m. after a 13 hour drive, I don't know. Started making more noise than I've ever heard. And the tents amplify everything. Hair dryers. Bad.
Who would've thought a college kid would be trying to shut up a bunch of old people?
The kicker was the guy who decided to be a rooster the next morning.
Quiet hours were 8 p.m. to 7 a.m., by the way.
Got to the site (rain, eww) and we were greeted with the unmistakable smell of decomposition. Option one: exposed sewage. Option two: dead animal. Option three: dead person. And it was concentrated in the corner where we needed to work that day. Of course Ellis (a local who helped coordinate with Heritage Conservation Network) had to tell us a story of a friend who found a human leg when she was allowed to enter her home.
The locals were really nice to us, too. One guy was baking bread that day, and he brought us a loaf. :) Nobody was nearly as thrilled with the presidential tour. Ahh, and we had some press exposure, too. I'm stock footage for a New Orleans news station, and a potential story picture for the Atlanta Journal Constitution. One other news crew, too, but I don't remember which one ...
So yeah, we got a lot accomplished, but the amount of material still untouched could take another month to sort. Between the lumber, furniture, photographs, Nazi paraphanalia, roofing materials, hardware, glass, and whatever was making the decomposition smell, the next few salvage groups have their work cut out for them.
But now it is time for sleep. Good night.

Monday, January 09, 2006

It's a rocket ship!

Good morning, all you lovely people who are back at school. I made it to the coast (yay). Saw Dennis for a few minutes yesterday. Anyway, I'm right on the beach, which only means that there is nothing standing for a few miles except a few very old, twisted trees. There are several volunteer groups lodging here at the I Care Village. Pictures forthcoming. Sometime. Most likely when I get back to State because I'm on one of the Foundation's computers.
Yep, woke up this morning to what I'm assuming was a helicoptor or a plane. But now it's off to breakfast. Work starts at 8:30.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Toothpaste, underwear, comb, work boots ... yeah, I think I'm ready to go!

Still packing. I've gotta pick up some puncture-resistant boots tonight or tomorrow and make sure to grab my hammer from my room Saturday. Plus I think I'm getting a tool belt. Ooooooooooooooh. It's been a very butchy holiday season for me. If I didn't like guys so much, I'd swear I'm turning into a lesbian.
Anyhoo, I'll try to take some pictures while I'm down there. I'll also try not to die or get maimed or abducted. All that fun stuff.
And it seems I'll be staying in a big tent with all the other volunteers at the entrance of Buccaneer State Park. Pretty close to the beach. Fortunately the temperature isn't supposed to go lower than the mid-forties.
Toodles.

Monday, January 02, 2006

Doesn't everybody want Cinderella on a stick?

Recovering from this weekend. I got a definite "yes" from my parents about Bay St. Louis. :D Just need to fax my registration form tomorrow and get confirmation. I'll be gone Friday night if everything goes smoothly there.
So anyway ...
I'll post some pics on Facebook eventually. Too lazy to do it now.
Yeah ... I think I'm gonna go put something in a box.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Incest was imported from Europe.

Greetings, lovely readers.
Behold! I have ventured to Milan and I didn't get eaten! Hung out with Miki all afternoon and into the evening. Did all sorts of fun stuff like make pancakes and play with Nobe and watch Family Guy and try some Swedish fish. It's candy. Cherry flavored.
Yesh.
Then we sushi-ed with her parents and went to Memoirs of a Geisha. If God played the cello, His name would be Yo Yo Ma. I rather liked the movie. Beautifully done. It's presented almost as ceremonially as a geisha dance. Kinda delicate, but it holds your attention. Hard to describe.
So anyway, party weekend coming up. *grin*
Hopefully next weekend I'll be somewhere in Mississippi on my way to an architectural preservation workshop in Bay St. Louis. That's about ten minutes outside Diamondhead. ;)
And no, I'm not going just to be near Dennis. That's just an added perk. :)

Monday, December 26, 2005

The quizzes return!








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Saturday, December 24, 2005

"I can't put my arms down!"

Well, hello everyone. I hope you're all having a wondahful Christmas ... or Christmachanukwanzadan, if you'd prefer to be politically correct. I'll be schlepping all my winter stuff back to Starkville in three weeks. Yay for Intersession.
Well, tomorrow afternoon we'll drive over to my grandparents' house and try to pack everyone in as comfortably as possible. Fortunately there aren't any major ongoing feuds on that side of the family. And of course, there's the annual family picture. We're gonna have to get a bigger room for that before long, depending on how fast the 19-30 singles crowd (i.e. me and four of my cousins) get married. Yikes.
So anyhoo, I hope everyone's Christmas karma has balanced out, possibly leaning toward the "nice" end. See you ... I'm sure sometime this week!

Saturday, December 17, 2005

So Miki won't go through massive withdrawal...

WHAT WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9


WHAT MEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Drinks for everyone! Except whoever is driving ...

I hope everyone is fairly sane and not stressing too much (meaning, not more than would be considered normal) over exams. Just got my physics results - I've made it out with a C, so I'll be moving on to physics 2 with John Foley next semester. Woot!
Yeah ... that's pretty much all I had to say. See everyone in a few days.
:D

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games ...

So I'm on my way back to Ruby from my physics exam, right, and I'm crossing the street at the intersection by Suttle and this chick in a white car starts turning WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. So yeah, I was kinda hit by a car. Once you take into consideration the human reflex of sticking your hands out in front of you when something's about to flatten you. Why do we do that? Do we think by sticking our hands out we're going to stop this metal object hurtling at us? I have no idea.
But yeah, that was my adventure for the day. Almost being hit by a car. Making physical contact with the vehicle. Giving the driver the glare of death. One more foot or so, and I'd be looking at some generous compensation. Crap.
Everybody cross your fingers on the physics exam. I'm off to cook tater tots and pick out a movie.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

There's a difference between "woven" and "wovenness."

Juries have passed. Had some drama during one of the later reviews in the jury room. Professor death match. My group was the first to finish. I thought it went well overall. No sarcasm or quibbling over word choices.
All that's left is taking my Physics and English exams and packing. Looks like I'll be back Friday.
Then it'll be time to clean and pack some more! Whee!
Now I need to go draw.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Nothing like playing with those heat packets that come with the MREs...

I got my AIAS card in the mail today. Woo! Coolness.
Well, I'm in the first group to present in front of the jury Wednesday. Fortunately we're in the gallery, not the jury room. Less pressure.
I think that's basically all I had to say. Oh, and we're closing on the house earlier than expected, so there's more time to work on it before we move in. Yay for that.
Have a good day, lovelies.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

How can we make two weeks go by really fast?








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Thursday, November 24, 2005

So wait, I'm not 100% compatible with myself?

Hello, lovelies, and Happy Thanksgiving!
I went and looked at the house yesterday. It's not as bad as I thought, but could still use a LOT of improvement in some areas. Fortunately, I've talked my sister into going with my ideas for our room. Yeah, she wanted "light blue" and I was thinking more "Lawrence of Arabia" or "Oriental spice trade." Yeah, now I sound all weird, but that's what you get...
Well, it's almost time to go eat with the family on my dad's side. Endure the Catholic jokes (can't bring up the fact that we're "not together" - what? it could be just a temporary thing - because it'd go straight to their heads) and try not to choke on turkey. Why do we continue with this traditional nightmare? Turkeys don't taste all that great.
Right. Gotta go get dressed and whatnot.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Doomsday has never been more fun!

Hey peeps. Losing power from 4:30 to almost midnight is not so much fun. But at least we got power before this morning. Didn't get any work done on freehand, and had to cut studio short. But I did get some good pictures at the site for the Photoshop portion of the project.
Didn't get to go to a movie last night. Gonna try for tonight.
Umm, last bit of news for the day. I got a call from my mom this morning (yeah, thanks for waking me up) and she told me we're moving a couple of blocks to a bigger house. The interior is a blast from the past, but I should have enough time before we move in to at least paint some stuff.
*Yawn*
Shower time.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

"Thank you for being a good student. Have a nice life. Where did the other ferret go?"

Hey people.
Quick update while I'm practicing good tornado safety. I'm feeling much better than I did the other day. Dennis and I are still very good friends, we even went to Wal-Mart together last night. From an earlier conversation today, it looks like he may be coming back next semester. *crosses fingers*
He showed me a website for a travel agency offering yacht cruises to Ecuador and the Galapagos. Looks like fun. We'll see what happens...

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Today sucks.

Hello, everyone. I'm single again.
Blame the hurricane.
Yeah...
I'll be doing studio work for the rest of the afternoon, then physics and English tonight. Sounds fascinating, I know.
You guys can reach me on the cell.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Stop asking if I think he's gonna propose!

Hiya!
Just sitting here, sipping my uber-caffeinated tea and munching on vanilla wafers. Have I been to sleep? No. Will I get at least a short nap? Probably not.
It's really interesting to see who'll walk through the doors at the art building at 2 in the morning. Actually, not really. Architecture kids.
So what am I doing up? Procrastinating. Should be doing Physics. Turns out there's still a wee bit of a chance for me to make a B. So no more wondering if I'll have to take physics 2 during the summer. Woot!
I feel kinda British...
Ugh, and today's a long day, too. I'm almost staring at the 24-hour mark now, and I have a 13 hour day starting at 8. Hahahaha... Plus I've gotta finish up my (woo hoo) next to last English essay. Went to my last lab today. Er, yesterday. It's 5 a.m.
Bah. Must get to work.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

The Conquests of Sexy Chef Man!

'K, so Dennis cooked a special birthday dinner for me. Chicken thighs marinated in a red wine sauce, bowtie pasta with homemade alfredo, a bread and olive oil with cracked pepper appetizer, and French silk pie for dessert.
We ate in his room and watched "Sabrina" until we both dozed off for a little while. Dennis doubles as a very nice pillow.
Yeah...

Saturday, November 05, 2005

"I just drank a baby."

Evening, lovelies!
Those of you in the "Sushi is Good" group will be happy to know that I tried some last night and enjoyed it. Didn't even have much trouble with the chopsticks. Even did the cute little teapot thing, too.
Yeah, Dennis and I went out with Dave and Brittany. She had the most disturbing ... drinking ... apparatus ... I've ever seen. It was a porcelain child with a hole in the back of its head. And it was facing me throughout dinner.
So we'll have to go to Sakura (or wherever) sometime in the nearish future.
Yummy yummy fishy fishy!!!
Yeah, sorry for stealing your sushi chant, Heather...

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Stuff and junk.

It's ... Thursday.

You know what's really good? Navel oranges. The kind with the thick peel, so you have to work a little to get to the yummy citrus goodness. Ever since I was a verreh small child, I always got one in my Christmas stocking. Don't know which side of the family that came from, but I doubt it really matters.
But back to the fruit. They keep FOREVER in the fridge, if you need them to. I bought some when I first arrived in Starkville in August, and I ate the last one about a month later. Still quite good. Crisp.

Let's see...
Got an A on my last essay, so that gives me an A in the course. Woo hoo!
Next week I'll be registering for spring courses and renewing my housing contract.
Not to mention birth-daaaaaaaaay Monday. ^^ And my dad's is Friday.

So yeah, college life is a scream. Class, studio, homework, feeding the starving boyfriend, watching this anime show about a former samurai.

Monday, October 31, 2005

Kinetic energy ... IN YO' FACE!!

Physics tests suck many, many things.
I had equations down for all the problems, and I'm sure I got the questions right, so hopefully that'll get me the 80 I need. I'll take a few extra points...

Well, it's final project time, which means lots of drawings, several sketch models, and a well-crafted final model are due in about a month.

Gotta bump my English grade up just a couple of points (planning on taking honors comp II in the spring so I can keep my honors perks), and I'm pretty sure I'm safe in freehand.

Yes, I know this isn't a particularly interesting entry, but I'm not a very interesting person at this time.

But... One week 'til my birthday! Woot! Party...

I want a doughnut.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Hello, Charlie!

Fun college escapades. Dennis has got everyone hooked on soft air guns.
So imagine, if you will, six or seven of us running around the apartment complex down the road, or at the construction site, shooting each other with BBs and giggling like little children.
My weapon of choice is a Colt .45 assault pistol. The silencer adds a little fun.
And if I don't want to be an architect anymore, this'll be good training for the CIA...

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Put your extra insulation to good use!

Hey people!
Just wanted to say "Hi. I'm not dead. And I hope you are the same."
Enjoying my free weekend. Gonna bake cookies today. :D
Spent almost all day with Dennis yesterday. Our football team lost the homecoming game (*sigh*), and I've seen Daniel recovering from a hangover and a pretty eventful night, even without the booze.
Ask me about it later, it's a trip...

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Rock around the clock!

We're gonna go over 24 hours without sleep! It's okay, though. Only one class tomorrow, so maybe I can catch up on it...
Actually, I'm looking at potentially 36 hours straight. This should be fun. Invest in Mountain Dew. NOW!
Back at State. Taking a break from note-taking on chapters 2, 8, and 10 of "Pilgrim at Tinker Creek."
And a mutant cricket is crawling around my floor. Why am I freaked out by the cricket? I live on the third floor, that's why...
Enjoyed seeing Whit, Heather, and Greg at Seasons Monday night.
I thought I packed the cooking timer, but I didn't. Need to go to Wal-Mart soon. *sigh*
Less than three weeks 'til my birthday. Woot! Maybe I'll actually get MAIL for a change!
If there's anyone out there that I didn't tell, my grandparents freaked out when I told them I'm dating a Catholic. Seriously... they wigged out. My parents have no problem with it. No problem with any of it, so long as I end up doing well in school and don't run off and get married for a few more years. At least until I start my internship.
Got my camera and the software is installed. So yeah. Pictures soonish.
Gotta get back to Tinker Creek. Literary acid trip...

Sunday, October 16, 2005

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We miss you, Lore.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

I'll take calligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree.

Woot for fall break!
Even though I have a buttload of physics homework :(
And also a bunch of sketches and reading for studio :( :(
But anyway, I'm here. Spent the first half of the afternoon serving cheesecake at a wedding reception. Yum :) And we took the dogs to get vaccinated this morning. Pookie's old now. We got a pamphlet on senior pet care and whatnot.
She's not old. Really...
Psyched about going to the zoo Monday :D
Yeah ... I feel like a little kid. A little kid who can drive. And who is in college. With a 23-year-old boyfriend.
It's time to shut up.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

The romantic's guide to life...

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy


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The female version of Nick... O_O

Monday, October 10, 2005

Don't envy us now, envy us when we have money.

Well, it seems I can't escape the studio. Ever. I'm writing from my desk right now. Been working on two projects today. One with a group and one individual. Neither are progressing very well. I've already had a nap up here tonight, and I'm going to run back to Ruby to grab a blanket and more Mountain Dew. Good night to all (except the other lunatics who are still up here with me).

Friday, October 07, 2005

I can't feel my right thumb.

Erg.
Pulled an all-nighter at the studio. Nap. Then wake up and shower before physics.
Sleepy...

Monday, October 03, 2005

I love fresh towels - warm and fluffy and soft ... kinda like you!

I'm no longer dependent on the shifty wireless connection I've been ganking since August. Woo, ethernet...
Okay, so it's October now. Last time I checked, October was an autumn month, and that means cooler weather. Not cold, mind you, but definitely less than 90 degrees. Apparently Mississippi has two main seasons: Hot (about 10 months out of the year), and Cold (one month, probably around January). Spring and fall have a couple of weeks thrown in there, just because it was required.
It's still a little surreal having a boyfriend. Three weeks running, now. We're getting more comfortable with each other all the time, so we can do boring, un-romantic stuff like homework and laundry. Very give-and-take, he'll spring for Chinese one night, I'll let him use my laundry detergent if he's run out, we'll go shopping together and watch football. And I can tease him about not liking vegetables at his age, maybe threaten to use his nickname in public. *evil grin*
Yeah, you're sick of hearing my bubbly Dennis-speak.
I'll stop now.