Hey hey, whaddaya say?

Great success, my loyal readers! After weeks of persuasion, Dennis finally told his parents that he is planning on proposing. The specifics are still quite unknown to me (which is probably a good thing, but my curiosity will most likely make the next few months pure torture). I'm not a huge fan of planning large events, so don't be offended, my lovelies, if you receive a post-wedding announcement. I would like to get at least a vacation out of the deal, so my elopement will be a bit more romantic than "Grab a clean shirt and meet me at the courthouse." Mom seems to be cool with the idea, and Dad isn't going to find out until I have a ring to show him. He can't worry about something he doesn't know, right?
Anyhoo ...
I'm supposed to go shopping for phones. Finally retiring my faithful cellular companion of four years. Do they still make phones that don't have cameras or mp3 players built in?

Take the red pill. You'll thank me later.

Hello, all. I hope everyone has been thoroughly enjoying their summer, doing whatever it is that you people do ...
As many of you know, I had my wisdom teeth cut out Friday. And yes, I'm feeling dumber already. Apparently I'm quite amusing when under sedation, and quite willing to speak freely on any number of subjects.
So for a while I have been subsisting on a diet of liquids and very soft, squishy foods. It took me nearly an hour to eat a couple of mini burgers and some fries today, and my jaws are protesting loudly. It is nice to see a decrease in the swelling, despite the persistent ache. Anyhoo, I look forward to being able to return to an all-solid diet so I can explore some new restaurants with my lovely readers!